I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
not ubering you a puppy
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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