he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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