I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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