This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize