People in love make me want to vomit
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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