some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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