there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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