I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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