So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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