you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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