what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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