I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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