Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think I died a long time ago.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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