Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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