We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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