if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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