If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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