the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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