I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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