so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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