Your dad touched me again.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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