when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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