Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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