Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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