If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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