what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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