Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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