i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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