The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
This house was built for laser tag.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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