That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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