I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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