the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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