I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
4 words: hood of his car
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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