The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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