We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.