I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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