Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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