i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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