Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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