the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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