I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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