In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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