i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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