yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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