How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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