Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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