We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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