awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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