I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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