If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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