then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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