Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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