would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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