I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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